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BLOOD TEST

A COMEDY

Hilarious and humane.

An insurance salesman learns that he’s predisposed to murder in this comic novel.

Brock Hobson doesn’t mind being, as his daughter says, “as predictable as a metronome.” He works as an insurance salesman in Kingsboro, Ohio, a town where “a third of the town has a drinking problem, and another third is on meth and/or Oxy,” and volunteers as a Sunday school teacher, spending evenings with his girlfriend, Trey, and his two teenage children, Joe and Lena. (Their mother, Cheryl, lives with her new beau, Burt, a doltish subcontractor whom Brock notes “fits quite comfortably into the Mr. Asshole category.”) When Brock goes to a doctor complaining of a pain in his side, the physician convinces him to take a blood test invented by a company called Generomics that “predicts behavior, tells you what you’re going to do beforeyou do it, based on the…arrangementsin your genetic structure, your psychology, and your past and your what-have-you.” Brock, an upstanding citizen whose only bad habit is correcting other people’s grammar, is surprised when the test reveals that he is “about to embark on a major crime wave.” He fulfills the prophecy—well, kind of—when he confronts Burt after the man calls Joe, who’s gay, a homophobic slur; Burt slips on a banana peel and ends up hospitalized with a grievous injury. Brock, who’s given a gun by Generomics, starts to realize that the company actually wants him to commit a murder: “It’s in their interests financially for me to shoot somebody.” Baxter’s novel is riotously funny, and much of the humor comes from asides: A doctor tells Brock, “Anyway, except for the fact that you’re feeling these pains, and you complain that you can’t breathe and you’ve lost your appetite and there’s a tightness in your chest, and you feel like you’re dying, you’re fine”; in another scene, Brock browses DVDs including Alien vs. Bimbo and Voodoo Chiropractor! At its core, this is a disarmingly sweet novel about family, an entertainment with just the right amount of Midwestern menace.

Hilarious and humane.

Pub Date: Oct. 22, 2024

ISBN: 9780593700853

Page Count: 224

Publisher: Pantheon

Review Posted Online: July 19, 2024

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 15, 2024

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TWICE

Have tissues ready as you read this. A small package will do.

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A love story about a life of second chances.

In Nassau, in the Bahamas, casino detective Vincent LaPorta grills Alfie Logan, who’d come up a winner three times in a row at the roulette table and walked away with $2 million. “How did you do it?” asks the detective. Alfie calmly denies cheating. You wired all the money to a Gianna Rule, LaPorta says. Why? To explain, Alfie produces a composition book with the words “For the Boss, to Be Read Upon My Death” written on the cover. Read this for answers, Alfie suggests, calling it a love story. His mother had passed along to him a strange trait: He can say “Twice!” and go back to a specific time and place to have a do-over. But it only works once for any particular moment, and then he must live with the new consequences. He can only do this for himself and can’t prevent anyone from dying. Alfie regularly uses his power—failing to impress a girl the first time, he finds out more about her, goes back in time, and presto! She likes him. The premise is of course not credible—LaPorta doesn’t buy it either—but it’s intriguing. Most people would probably love to go back and unsay something. The story’s focus is on Alfie’s love for Gianna and whether it’s requited, unrequited, or both. In any case, he’s obsessed with her. He’s a good man, though, an intelligent person with ordinary human failings and a solid moral compass. Albom writes in a warm, easy style that transports the reader to a world of second chances and what-ifs, where spirituality lies close to the surface but never intrudes on the story. Though a cynic will call it sappy, anyone who is sick to their core from the daily news will enjoy this escape from reality.

Have tissues ready as you read this. A small package will do.

Pub Date: Oct. 7, 2025

ISBN: 9780062406682

Page Count: 320

Publisher: Harper/HarperCollins

Review Posted Online: July 18, 2025

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 15, 2025

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REMINDERS OF HIM

With captivating dialogue, angst-y characters, and a couple of steamy sex scenes, Hoover has done it again.

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After being released from prison, a young woman tries to reconnect with her 5-year-old daughter despite having killed the girl’s father.

Kenna didn’t even know she was pregnant until after she was sent to prison for murdering her boyfriend, Scotty. When her baby girl, Diem, was born, she was forced to give custody to Scotty’s parents. Now that she’s been released, Kenna is intent on getting to know her daughter, but Scotty’s parents won’t give her a chance to tell them what really happened the night their son died. Instead, they file a restraining order preventing Kenna from so much as introducing herself to Diem. Handsome, self-assured Ledger, who was Scotty’s best friend, is another key adult in Diem’s life. He’s helping her grandparents raise her, and he too blames Kenna for Scotty’s death. Even so, there’s something about her that haunts him. Kenna feels the pull, too, and seems to be seeking Ledger out despite his judgmental behavior. As Ledger gets to know Kenna and acknowledges his attraction to her, he begins to wonder if maybe he and Scotty’s parents have judged her unfairly. Even so, Ledger is afraid that if he surrenders to his feelings, Scotty’s parents will kick him out of Diem’s life. As Kenna and Ledger continue to mourn for Scotty, they also grieve the future they cannot have with each other. Told alternatively from Kenna’s and Ledger’s perspectives, the story explores the myriad ways in which snap judgments based on partial information can derail people’s lives. Built on a foundation of death and grief, this story has an undercurrent of sadness. As usual, however, the author has created compelling characters who are magnetic and sympathetic enough to pull readers in. In addition to grief, the novel also deftly explores complex issues such as guilt, self-doubt, redemption, and forgiveness.

With captivating dialogue, angst-y characters, and a couple of steamy sex scenes, Hoover has done it again.

Pub Date: Jan. 18, 2022

ISBN: 978-1-5420-2560-7

Page Count: 335

Publisher: Montlake Romance

Review Posted Online: Oct. 12, 2021

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 1, 2021

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