THE WRONG BOOK

A bookmark accompanies readers through a book as the sounds that the creatures and things within make become increasingly bizarre.

First, an apple goes “crunch” when you eat it. Sure. Then a flower says, “CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!!!!” What? And then a bicycle—or wait, isn’t that a puppy?—belches. Huh. When an “elephant”—actually, a brown-skinned firefighter—says, “DING-DONG!” the bookmark has had it and must correct the unseen narrator: “It’s a firefighter, and a firefighter says stuff like ‘Hey! Let’s go put out that fire!’” As the story progresses, more and more creatures make the wrong noises. Bicycles referred to as lions moo, a chicken (dubbed a fish) goes “SPLISH-SPLASH-SPLISH!” and a shark (“a yummy hamburger”) says, “BAWK BAWK BAWK and COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!” Finally, the increasingly distressed bookmark makes one last attempt to right the inaccurate onomatopoeia. This fast-paced tale balances the narration’s straightforward delivery of inaccurate statements with the bookmark’s initial confusion and later frustration to create a hilarious subversion of expectations. Little ones will delight in the obvious errors, and the right reader will be able to deliver the various “moos” and “beeps,” with humorous results. Exuberant illustrations—the hyper-expressive bookmark is especially funny—as well as the use of different typefaces further compound the ridiculousness of the characters’ antics, making for a colorful and high-energy reading experience.

Chaotic fun, perfect for read-alouds.