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MILES WALKER, YOU’RE DEAD

Lackluster.

Out-of-date millennial farce from Jaivin (Eat Me, 1997, etc.), who hits some easy targets—art school philosophers and poseurs, clueless bureaucrats, rebels attacking a system that pays for the privilege, and so forth—in her tale of Australian artists versus government philistines.

Our hero: Miles Walker. He’s only 23, but he’s the best damn painter of his generation, at least according to him. Actually, he may well be the only damn painter of his generation, since all the artists he knows have abandoned traditional media in favor of conceptual stunts and chainsaws. Undaunted, Miles begins a series of canvases depicting his growing paranoia. He’s convinced someone’s trying to kill him, and it could be any of his flatmates: Thurston, a cyber-medievalist who wears chain-link pajamas; or ZakDot, a fey stud whose heart belongs to Dada; or Maddie, an angry, beautiful anarchist and occasional lesbian. Telly-obsessed Miles finds out that Australian government officials are making noises about cutting off arts funding, and a woman named Destiny Doppler is touting a plan—Clean Slate—to eliminate artists altogether. Lo, an underground is born, and art has meaning once more. Life goes on. Miles is more nervous than ever, and his eager friends’ attempts to lay him aren’t helping. Still undaunted, he pines for distant Destiny and finally gets lucky with an amorous cop named Grevillea Bent. Flash forward to New Year’s Eve and the worldwide celebration of the year 2000: Miles has been kidnapped by a villain with a speech impediment who’s left him bound and gagged on a cruise ship in Sydney Harbor. He awaits his fate, knowing that Maddie has planted a bomb aboard the ship, and the clock is ticking . . .

Lackluster.

Pub Date: Oct. 1, 2001

ISBN: 0-312-28274-5

Page Count: 272

Publisher: Minotaur

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 15, 2001

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MAGIC HOUR

Wacky plot keeps the pages turning and enduring schmaltzy romantic sequences.

Sisters work together to solve a child-abandonment case.

Ellie and Julia Cates have never been close. Julia is shy and brainy; Ellie gets by on charm and looks. Their differences must be tossed aside when a traumatized young girl wanders in from the forest into their hometown in Washington. The sisters’ professional skills are put to the test. Julia is a world-renowned child psychologist who has lost her edge. She is reeling from a case that went publicly sour. Though she was cleared of all wrongdoing, Julia’s name was tarnished, forcing her to shutter her Beverly Hills practice. Ellie Barton is the local police chief in Rain Valley, who’s never faced a tougher case. This is her chance to prove she is more than just a fading homecoming queen, but a scarcity of clues and a reluctant victim make locating the girl’s parents nearly impossible. Ellie places an SOS call to her sister; she needs an expert to rehabilitate this wild-child who has been living outside of civilization for years. Confronted with her professional demons, Julia once again has the opportunity to display her talents and salvage her reputation. Hannah (The Things We Do for Love, 2004, etc.) is at her best when writing from the girl’s perspective. The feral wolf-child keeps the reader interested long after the other, transparent characters have grown tiresome. Hannah’s torturously over-written romance passages are stale, but there are surprises in store as the sisters set about unearthing Alice’s past and creating a home for her.

Wacky plot keeps the pages turning and enduring schmaltzy romantic sequences.

Pub Date: March 1, 2006

ISBN: 0-345-46752-3

Page Count: 400

Publisher: Ballantine

Review Posted Online: June 24, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Dec. 1, 2005

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THE CATCHER IN THE RYE

A strict report, worthy of sympathy.

A violent surfacing of adolescence (which has little in common with Tarkington's earlier, broadly comic, Seventeen) has a compulsive impact.

"Nobody big except me" is the dream world of Holden Caulfield and his first person story is down to the basic, drab English of the pre-collegiate. For Holden is now being bounced from fancy prep, and, after a vicious evening with hall- and roommates, heads for New York to try to keep his latest failure from his parents. He tries to have a wild evening (all he does is pay the check), is terrorized by the hotel elevator man and his on-call whore, has a date with a girl he likes—and hates, sees his 10 year old sister, Phoebe. He also visits a sympathetic English teacher after trying on a drunken session, and when he keeps his date with Phoebe, who turns up with her suitcase to join him on his flight, he heads home to a hospital siege. This is tender and true, and impossible, in its picture of the old hells of young boys, the lonesomeness and tentative attempts to be mature and secure, the awful block between youth and being grown-up, the fright and sickness that humans and their behavior cause the challenging, the dramatization of the big bang. It is a sorry little worm's view of the off-beat of adult pressure, of contemporary strictures and conformity, of sentiment….

A strict report, worthy of sympathy.

Pub Date: June 15, 1951

ISBN: 0316769177

Page Count: -

Publisher: Little, Brown

Review Posted Online: Nov. 2, 2011

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 1951

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