Kick’s unapologetic joie de vivre, unhampered by qualms about age, weight or fleecing philistines, will thrill the Red Hat...
In her fourth go-round (after Perfect, 2005, etc.), Kick Keswick, bling-burglar extraordinaire, “rocks” again.
Kick is relishing retirement until rumor has it that her former employer, Ballantine & Company, a premier London auction house, is facing ruin—again. Ballantine had almost sunk before, while helmed by Kick’s erstwhile nemesis and gigolo, Owen Brace, but thanks to Kick’s selective embezzling, that threat was averted. Apparently, Ballantine has been auctioning fake jewels—and poor fakes at that. That’s why Kick assumes these counterfeits include none of the synthetic jewels she’d artfully substituted for the real ones, now safely nestled in her vaults in Geneva and at La Petite Pomme, her French villa. Poodle in tow, Kick speeds to aid embattled Sir Bertram, Ballantine’s CEO and rightful successor to Kick’s original Pygmalion and mentor in fabulousness, the late Sir Cramner Ballantine. “[A] tsunami of chickens [comes] home to roost” when Constance Flynn, soon-to-be-ex of Edgar, who’s run off with a déclassé supermodel, consigns her entire collection of Kick-reengineered baubles to Ballantine. All except the ruby parure, lost heirloom of the Vasvars, Hungarian nobility. Constance’s son William plans to re-gift the parure to his bride, Alice, at their wedding, to be held at her father Prince Freddie Vasvar’s tumbledown castle in Italy. Near the castle is a small winemaking convent, headed by Mother Immaculata, who might be the daughter Kick gave up at the Omaha home for unwed mothers all those years ago. Back in 1963, nuns were massacred by two men who made off with a trove of gem-encrusted Madonnas, also Vasvar family artifacts. Prince Freddie is a logical culprit—when he’s not wiping the tango floor with ladies, his eyes betray his sociopathic tendencies to Kick, who’s crashed the wedding weekend as Lady Amanda, a Scottish lairdess.
Kick’s unapologetic joie de vivre, unhampered by qualms about age, weight or fleecing philistines, will thrill the Red Hat jet set.Pub Date: March 22, 2007
ISBN: 0-312-33729-9
Page Count: 352
Publisher: St. Martin's
Review Posted Online: June 24, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2007
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.
Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).
A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.Pub Date: June 16, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020
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Dark and unsettling, this novel’s end arrives abruptly even as readers are still moving at a breakneck speed.
Ten years after her teenage daughter went missing, a mother begins a new relationship only to discover she can't truly move on until she answers lingering questions about the past.
Laurel Mack’s life stopped in many ways the day her 15-year-old daughter, Ellie, left the house to study at the library and never returned. She drifted away from her other two children, Hanna and Jake, and eventually she and her husband, Paul, divorced. Ten years later, Ellie’s remains and her backpack are found, though the police are unable to determine the reasons for her disappearance and death. After Ellie’s funeral, Laurel begins a relationship with Floyd, a man she meets in a cafe. She's disarmed by Floyd’s charm, but when she meets his young daughter, Poppy, Laurel is startled by her resemblance to Ellie. As the novel progresses, Laurel becomes increasingly determined to learn what happened to Ellie, especially after discovering an odd connection between Poppy’s mother and her daughter even as her relationship with Floyd is becoming more serious. Jewell’s (I Found You, 2017, etc.) latest thriller moves at a brisk pace even as she plays with narrative structure: The book is split into three sections, including a first one which alternates chapters between the time of Ellie’s disappearance and the present and a second section that begins as Laurel and Floyd meet. Both of these sections primarily focus on Laurel. In the third section, Jewell alternates narrators and moments in time: The narrator switches to alternating first-person points of view (told by Poppy’s mother and Floyd) interspersed with third-person narration of Ellie’s experiences and Laurel’s discoveries in the present. All of these devices serve to build palpable tension, but the structure also contributes to how deeply disturbing the story becomes. At times, the characters and the emotional core of the events are almost obscured by such quick maneuvering through the weighty plot.
Dark and unsettling, this novel’s end arrives abruptly even as readers are still moving at a breakneck speed.Pub Date: April 24, 2018
ISBN: 978-1-5011-5464-5
Page Count: 368
Publisher: Atria
Review Posted Online: Feb. 5, 2018
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 2018
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