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Born in Brookline, MA, Gerald Berns grew up in Newton, MA. He is a graduate of Newton South High School and the University of Rhode Island where he was a starting catcher on the varsity baseball squad.

Earning a graduate J.D. from Boston University, soon after Mr. Berns became a resident actor with The Boston Repertory Theatre and for 6 years appeared in over 20 stage productions, starring in the world premieres of Harry Nilsson's musical, "The Point" - creating the role of "The Rockman" - and Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "Player Piano" - creating the role of "Kroner".

As a theatre producer in Boston, Mr. Berns produced at the revered 500-seat Charles Playhouse a multi-week, sold-out performance of Viveca Lindfors in her acclaimed production of "I Am A Woman".

Mr. Berns has appeared in many television shows, commercials, and feature films. His character in "Beverly Hills Cop" was satirized in MAD Magazine. On stage in Los Angeles, Mr. Berns was seen in "Outward Bound", a production at the Hudson Backstage, and at Ojai's Theatre 150 in "True West" by Pulitzer-Prize-winning playwright Sam Shepard. Attending the play himself, Mr. Shepard commented that the production "was one of the best" he had seen of his play, and Mr. Berns' portrayal of the character SAUL, a Hollywood producers was "good, really good".

A screenwriter, Mr. Berns has had over 20 options of his screenplays and has been represented by the William Morris Agency, Paradigm, and the Irv Schechter Company. In 2015 and 2016, entering USA Film Festivals, four of his screenplays, two co-written, won over a dozen Film Festival Awards, including two years in a row Silver Awards at the Oregon International Film Awards. Most recently Mr. Berns has published his first novel "Thank You, Mr. Emerson" on Amazon.

Hollywood actor named Berns
Took a break to pursue deep concerns
In a book about Em-
Erson's take on them
But it does take some humorous turns.
- A Limerick from Garrison Keillor on Garrison Keillor and Friends

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BOOK REVIEW

THANK YOU, MR. EMERSON

BY Gerald Berns • POSTED ON March 30, 2022

In Berns’ debut novel, a married couple charts an uncertain and surprising course.

Paul and Susan Winslow are a couple in their 30s. They adore old movies and old movie soundtracks. When they’re together, they really get a kick out of quoting lines from films like Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? At the beginning of the story, Paul has just returned home from Massachusetts where he gave an address as a visiting Emerson scholar. Paul is a Ralph Waldo Emerson academic expert with designs on tenure. He and Susan dream of financial security so they can finally commit to having a baby. But Paul has come back from his trip “hungry for something deeper” in life after speaking with an “illuminating” woman in her 80s. He is not quite himself, and he wonders if he needs to take a break from teaching, perhaps even take a sabbatical and travel to Oregon. Susan will have none of it. She thinks maybe it’s time to end their marriage. The two go their separate ways to fume. Paul has a significant encounter with some coyotes after he takes a walk into the desert. Susan has a supernatural visit from Mr. Emerson himself while she’s passed out drunk and concussed in the driveway. Will they stay together when the dust settles? They share quirky interests, but their personalities are very different. Paul has New Age leanings (he brings home a dowsing rod from his trip), while Susan is thoroughly practical. Yet while Paul’s engaging standoff with the coyotes is tense and teaches him about life’s fragility, Susan’s time learning with Emerson is long-winded. Emerson tells Susan things like she possesses “a sharp mind to meet all and every challenge” that feel more saccharine than insightful. The frequent dialogue includes unnecessary proclamations like “Alright, I’ve said everything I can.” Nevertheless, the reader is left to wonder how things will conclude and if the rift will really be the end of this curious match.

An overly chatty but memorable and nuanced tale of transcendentalism.

Pub Date: March 30, 2022

ISBN: 9798420501719

Page count: 276pp

Review Posted Online: July 14, 2025

Awards, Press & Interests

THANK YOU, MR. EMERSON: Next Generation Indie Book Awards, 2023

Readers' Favorite Book Contest - Five Star Review, 2023

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