Or, silly and icky. ""Over the blue mountains, there is a piggy. His name is Tommy, wee wee wee."" Well, it seems that Tommy is in love with another piggy, Sweet Martha; but before he marries her, he wants ""to fly in the sky."" For some inexplicable reason, he launches a boat, but can't fly (""wee wee wee"" on every page of text); tries water wings, ditto; takes out his sled, and takes off (!). And when he comes down, right by Sweet Martha, the two say their I-dos (""wee wee wee""). So inane it's stupefying.