Hawkish on Vietnam?. virulent in carrying out a White House directed impeachment campaign against William O. Douglas? . . . as nothing when balanced against the integrity of a man who never stole from a church poor box and who after 25 years of marriage still shares a bed with his wife. Jerry and Betty at home -- ill, Mrs. Ford ""wore her unending pain as a queen would wear a tiara"" -- are as well groomed as you'd expect from such an obvious PR piece. We're promised ""warts and all"" but mild acne is what this team of Michigan journalists find then cover with layer on layer of fawn.