This is a stretcher (stretch real hard and you might get to 40 pages plus color illustrations by Dino Kotopoulis) about the Poopers of Pooperland in the Ozarks who make pretty good likker like Kertuffel Kool. Well during the course of these monkeymoonshines young Jake Kertuffel (yup, Jake, not Jack) goes to buy a car (not sell a cow) and comes home with some magic beans which he plants and waters with Kertuffel Koolade and up comes, guess what, a money tree which grows, guess what. . . bills and bills and bills. We'd like to give you the poop on why someone who wrote such a $ucce$$ful love story decided to rewrite someone else's fairy tale but it must be up a tree, a money tree.