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YOU ARE NOW OLD ENOUGH TO HEAR THIS by Aaron Starmer

YOU ARE NOW OLD ENOUGH TO HEAR THIS

by Aaron Starmer ; illustrated by Jaime Zollars

Pub Date: March 24th, 2026
ISBN: 9780593751091
Publisher: Penguin Workshop

Family secrets lead to an unexpected quest.

On the day before he turns 12, Roman Barnes wishes for someone who understands him. The next day, a Magic 8 Ball arrives, sent by an unknown person. But every time Roman shakes it, the answer is the same: a resounding “Yes.” When Roman’s Grandpa Henry dies, things get stranger. Roman tries to make good on his promise to Grandpa Henry not to let the Toe Beast out. As he sorts through his grandfather’s belongings, well-kept family lore emerges—including the origins of the very real Toe Beast. With each story he uncovers, Roman has more questions than answers. When an opportunity to travel through time and uncover the truth presents itself, he thinks he should just stay home, but the Magic 8 Ball finally gives a different message: “No. Absolutely not. Go. Now.” Starmer’s latest calls to mind Rebecca Stead’s When You Reach Me in the way the intricate plot similarly—and bafflingly—comes together with surprising twists. Most chapters focus on Roman’s point of view, with perspective shifts clearly delineated throughout. Upon rereading, readers will discover cleverly placed clues that were there all along. Starmer explains the time-travel elements just enough while retaining an air of mystery. The overall theme that there’s always more to the story leads to a willing suspension of disbelief and a wild ride. Characters largely present white.

Intriguingly bizarre and wholly original.

(family trees) (Fiction. 9-13)