THE 13TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS

We all know the story of the “Twelve Days of Christmas”—but what about the messy aftermath?

A partridge in a pear tree appears on the lonely protagonist’s doorstep—a thoughtful Christmas gift from a faraway true love, Trudy. Twelve days later, our hero’s bombarded by the wackiest assortment of presents imaginable: lords-a-leaping, maids-a-milking, and birds…so many birds! The loving gesture now feels like a cruel joke. On day 13, the protagonist and the ragtag entourage accidentally start a parade, delighting onlookers and picking up new friends along the way: “fun-runners running, electric bikers biking, skateboarders leaping.” The read-aloud set will find themselves intuitively singing certain passages to the classic tune thanks to the clever, rhythmic prose. Tongue-in-cheek graphic novel–style panels are complemented by full-page painterly spreads in Rex’s recognizable style. This heartfelt, extra-long picture book puts a weird, wacky, and wonderful spin on a familiar Christmas song. Rex’s signature snarky humor will appeal to both elementary schoolers and their grown-ups. The protagonist presents white and male, while the cast of characters is diverse. In a subtle feminist nod, Trudy—brown-skinned, with a partially shaved head—appears in the final pages to propose marriage.

This quirky take on a Christmas classic is the gift that will keep on giving, long after the 13th day.