Meant to be a tongue-in-cheek stab at how-to's about getting organized, this ends by being finger-down-throat. It's not funny. A sample: the chapter entitled ""Organize Your Sex Life"" ends with Vorspan's usual true-false quiz. Question 1. ""Impotency is when you cannot make it unless you are on your own side of the bed. T_____ F_____; Question 2. ""Cardiac arrest is when a cop surprises a couple in a parked car in lover's lane. T_____ F_____."" And so on. See?