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THE SWING VOTER OF STATEN ISLAND by Arthur Nersesian

THE SWING VOTER OF STATEN ISLAND

by Arthur Nersesian

Pub Date: Oct. 1st, 2007
ISBN: 978-1-933354-34-7
Publisher: Akashic

Having first dazzled Weird-Lit ultra-hipsters with The Fuck-Up in 1997, Nersesian (Unlubricated, 2004, etc.) rounds out a busy decade with a dystopian epic.

Combining sci-fi space/time-warping, Unabomber-style political ranting and an overall air of goose-bump paranoia, this is one turbo-charged trip through a version of the 1980s no one could love. A gumbo of Weather Underground, S.L.A. and Black Panther droogies take over New York City in the ’70s, splashing dirty bombs helter-skelter. Manhattan basically kaput, the federal government designates a former “military simulation city,” a radioactive desert outside Vegas, as the New New York. The geographic layout’s a convincing copy, but landmark names are corrupted: “Vampire Stake Building,” “Onion Square,” “Rock & Filler Center.” And the Gangs of New York rule, with the Boroughs divided between Piggers (or We the Peoplers) and Crappers (All Created Equalers), political parties at mutual knifepoint. Into this bedlam drops protagonist Uli, a Manchurian Candidate knock-off programmed by mysterious nefarious forces to assassinate Dropt, a rival candidate to Pigger Mayor Shub. Hizzonner spouts masterful Orwellian jive (“He’s intractable in a business that requires a lot of tractoring!”), and the citizens, when not overdosing on creepy new drugs, fantasize returning to the real Manhattan. But much to the fury of Abbie Hoffman and Allen Ginsberg, Ronald Reagan is running for re-election. If Staten Island’s borough president allies with the national Democrats and Reagan loses, nobody gets to go back, because it’s only budget-crunching Ronnie who wants to deep-six the fake New York. The loony-tune plot merely serves as a launch pad for Nersesian’s meditations on Vietnam-era military insanity, big-city frenzy and the Tower of Babel capacities of language.

A sharp, strange read: Imagine William Burroughs and Philip K. Dick sharing a needle.