WHAT IT COSTS

If you have to ask the price, you probably can't afford it--but then again it costs only $25-100 an hour to hire a certified Frisbee instructor. A Greek island for a week will set you back $800 a day; an ounce of cocaine ranges from $1200 to $2000 in the U.S. (For Basic Sado-Masochism, you're advised to shop around.) Home improvements, as everyone knows, come high: figure on $9,000-12,000 for the least inviting tennis court. The Conspicuous Consumers Guide, or what won't they list next?