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DEAR DATING COMPUTER by Bill--Ed. Adler

DEAR DATING COMPUTER

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Pub Date: Sept. 27th, 1968
Publisher: Bobbs-Merrill

Log-in: ""Dear Sir: I cannot accept any dates with men who smoke or use LSD"". . . ""Gentlemen: My daughter has told me so much about your service that I thought I would like to try it myself. My daughter and I like the same type of man, but mine should be at least two years older."". . . ""Dear Computer: That last girl you found for me (Mary Curtis) was sure a sweet, understanding, nice young lady. I certainly enjoyed her company. Now let's go to work and find a not so nice girl who wants to go to bed."" Log out: ""Gentlemen: I wish to express my sincere gratitude and deep thanks for Miss Margie Foster. You may remove her name from your active files."". . . ""Dear Sir. . . Jeffrey and I are celebrating our first wedding anniversary thanks to your beautiful computer which made it all possible. One thing we have discovered after one year. Boy, did we both lie when we filled out our questionnaire."" Absolutely mad machine-ations. Funny!