IF YOU RIDE A CROOKED TROLLEY... & THE JUDGMENT OF BIESTIA

Bernard presents two connected children’s novellas of adventure in dystopian lands.

In If You Ride a Crooked Trolley, 9-year-old Peter Myshkin Stephenson from the fictional northern New England town of Halloway is well acquainted with unhappiness and confusion. He wonders about the origins of his orange hair (his parents are both blond), his levels of intelligence and attractiveness, and if he’s to blame for his parents’ bickering. However, he puts all this in proper perspective after he finds himself in an unfamiliar, war-torn region after a ride on a yellow trolley takes him to an unexpected destination. There, a girl in a red coat named Sharlotta initiates Petey into the world of Otherwise, teaching him about the warring Paona and Korgan peoples and a “Spell” that makes it possible to “go back into past and change into future.” She needs Petey to help her find and rescue her family members, who are in a tent somewhere in a Korgan camp. In The Judgement of Biestia, Petey finds that no one believes his story of his Otherwise experience after he returns home—not even his best friend, Chace Fusillade. Later, at the beach, Chace and Petey encounter a huge wave and find themselves treading water in the open ocean. As in many tales for children, this one has Petey embarking on his adventures without proper parental supervision, and he must learn to rely on friends and his own judgment. The worlds that Petey enters are alternate versions of our own in which history panned out differently; for example, the boys’ seagoing rescuers in The Judgement of Biestia have never heard of America. Many of the people he encounters are also realistically hardened by their conditions. Characters’ dialects are also different from standard English, lending the work further authenticity. Petey’s exits from these worlds, though, are rather abrupt; perhaps more direct comparisons to Petey’s everyday life in Halloway would have made these journeys and transitions more meaningful. Two color illustrations by Batra and Seabury, respectively, feature characters and settings from each story.

A pair of appealing adventures with an edgy through-the-looking-glass feel.