DAME IN DISTRESS
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As told out of the side of the big mouth of Matt Savage, in a lexicon with a limited range from chick to gink to punk, this eh-tails his attempt to find one Connie Chamberlain who has disappeared--or been kidnapped, and actually has set the whole thing up. That is if you care. You shouldn't. It's not only illiterate but just about unreadable.