For those who appreciate dark humor and off-the-wall plots.

Blood Is Thicker Than Death

A torrid affair between co-workers is the start of a rather convoluted plan to assassinate a dictator who has taken over a northern country in Kritzwiser’s debut black comedy.

The farcical story begins with Moira asking her new lover, Walter, to kill her husband and her father-in-law. Moira’s father-in-law is the Extreme Minister, a tyrant from a country sometimes referred to as the Mythical Kingdom, who banished the former Queen from England. Moira and Walter work at a company called Field Crown; it turns out their boss, Duke, wants the EM dead too. The company, which manufactures fabricated news stories for the EM’s benefit, is really a CIA front, and Duke offers to help Moira and Walter to assassinate the Extreme Minister. Despite a plot dealing with a political assassination, Kritzwiser’s novel is a flat-out comedy. The sexual trysts between Moira and Walter, for instance, which monopolize the first half of the book (if they aren’t having sex, they’re talking about it), are often detailed with campy, explicit language, like the couple’s sexual bout that ends with “an earthquake of superman fury.” And when various agencies step in to either thwart or facilitate the potential assassination, it’s a satirical bowl of alphabet soup, including the RCMF (Righteously Cooperative Military Force), the CESA (Community Employment Security Agency) and the CSIA (Complete Service and Intelligence Agency). Walter’s love of older films and his associating them with his real life can sometimes overwhelm the plot: He cites movies that depict his moods after they’ve already been amply described. The country’s actual name is never uttered, but Kritzwiser drops enough clues that readers can surmise—the U.S. is just south, and Walter’s weapon of choice for the assassination is a hockey stick (for a beheading, no less), prized because it once belonged to Bobby Hull, a well-known Canadian hockey player. For good measure, there’s a mole and endless double and triple crossings.

For those who appreciate dark humor and off-the-wall plots.

Pub Date: Dec. 30, 2013

ISBN: 978-1490920238

Page Count: 478

Publisher: CreateSpace

Review Posted Online: March 25, 2014

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Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z (2006).

A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.

A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

Pub Date: June 16, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine

Review Posted Online: Feb. 10, 2020

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020

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Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.


Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.

A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Pub Date: March 17, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Scribner

Review Posted Online: Dec. 23, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020

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