Donald Pearce collected these malapropisms from the ""culturally depraved children"" in the freshman class at the University of California (Berkeley) where they may know what they are ""seeking in College"" but obviously missed out on a few things in lower school. We like ""We do not often remember that Snow White was living with those seven dwarfs. Do you call that innocent?"" and there are many others to choose, or amuse. We leave it to the ""digression"" of the reader. There are lots of them around. Ask Bill Alder.