Ampules of silliness about a ""Chateau Slaughter"" where they have ""ze traitement"" for aging women who want their looks brought back or for artistes no longer in full voice and ""anysing"" (ze scene iz Paree) is possible, including murder and disappearances. A young girl comes there to train in ze traitement and is retrieved just in time by a reporter. . . . It probably wouldn't be so bad how these people looked if they could only speak.