WHY SHOULD PENGUINS FLY?

I frankly confess that it needs the personality of the man for me to ""get"" the unique humor of Dwight Fiske. Read, his verse (can you call it such?) seems pointless; on the radio and to a greater extent, in night clubs, he is howlingly funny. And yet the material is there, so for those who can translate his personality to the printed page, here's a chance.