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TRUMP AS ADJECTIVE

THE GRAMMAR OF "IT WAS MEANT TO BE"

A laboriously inscrutable novel about the teachings of a mysterious figure.

A guru tutors a group that meets regularly in his apartment in the Language of the Universe, in which Donald Trump is an adjective.

When E, the narrator of this debut novel, was unsettled by a general confusion about the world, a friend of his father’s recommended that he join a discussion led by Z, hosted in his apartment. The book is a record of those meetings, each chapter dated like a journal entry, which last from the time of Trump’s election to his inauguration and presidency. Once E’s narration has begun, he’s belonged to the group for a touch over a year, and each of the six participants is assigned letters in place of names, running from A to F. Z leads each meeting, impatiently slinging cryptic lessons at his interlocutors, who struggle to decipher their meaning. The exchanges revolve around the Language of the Universe, which Z insists is communicated through events. Z accurately predicted the election of Trump, whose ascendancy corresponded with the global melting of ice and who functions as an adjective in the Language of the Universe. The group listens in rapt awe as Z expounds on the nature of that language, which is obscured by humans’ obsession with logic and science, rarely finding cause to challenge the guru’s obscure ramblings. There is often an intramural controversy regarding how many members the band can sustain—there are only so many seats—and there is finally something of a mutiny against Z when he demands that a prospective candidate, a woman renamed Y, strip for the group. Author E, writing under a nom de plume, ambitiously eschews the typical conventions of novels: there is virtually no plot, almost no character development, and Z’s views, which are the book’s centerpiece, are incomprehensible. But Z can be genuinely funny, even if it remains unclear whether or not that is his intention. Z is memorably eccentric and mercurial and, at his best, is manically imaginative as well as impossibly confident in his insane pronouncements (“Eating the apple from the Tree of Knowledge meant getting knowledge one bite at a time, one apple at a time, from many trees, in many orchards”). Problematically, Z’s nonsensical assertions grow tedious, and the reader becomes bewildered as to why the crew is so impressed by his impenetrable babbling. The reader is necessarily left rudderless, unable to determine whether or not Z should be taken seriously and, if so, on what grounds. The tale’s narrator seems levelheaded but also utterly insensitive to the indefensibility of Z’s worldview, to the extent that a coherent one can be fashioned from his teachings. In addition, much of the story dwells on the group’s petty disputes, made less gripping by the fact that the players are no more than ciphers bereft of substantive history or personality. Of course, E’s creation is an inventive one, but novelty is a dubious literary virtue when not attached to relatable, well-constructed characters and an intelligible plot. Ultimately, the work as a whole becomes pointless, and the fact that this might be the author’s aim is a meager consolation.

A laboriously inscrutable novel about the teachings of a mysterious figure.

Pub Date: May 19, 2017

ISBN: 978-1-5441-4382-8

Page Count: 146

Publisher: CreateSpace

Review Posted Online: Aug. 30, 2017

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MAGIC HOUR

Wacky plot keeps the pages turning and enduring schmaltzy romantic sequences.

Sisters work together to solve a child-abandonment case.

Ellie and Julia Cates have never been close. Julia is shy and brainy; Ellie gets by on charm and looks. Their differences must be tossed aside when a traumatized young girl wanders in from the forest into their hometown in Washington. The sisters’ professional skills are put to the test. Julia is a world-renowned child psychologist who has lost her edge. She is reeling from a case that went publicly sour. Though she was cleared of all wrongdoing, Julia’s name was tarnished, forcing her to shutter her Beverly Hills practice. Ellie Barton is the local police chief in Rain Valley, who’s never faced a tougher case. This is her chance to prove she is more than just a fading homecoming queen, but a scarcity of clues and a reluctant victim make locating the girl’s parents nearly impossible. Ellie places an SOS call to her sister; she needs an expert to rehabilitate this wild-child who has been living outside of civilization for years. Confronted with her professional demons, Julia once again has the opportunity to display her talents and salvage her reputation. Hannah (The Things We Do for Love, 2004, etc.) is at her best when writing from the girl’s perspective. The feral wolf-child keeps the reader interested long after the other, transparent characters have grown tiresome. Hannah’s torturously over-written romance passages are stale, but there are surprises in store as the sisters set about unearthing Alice’s past and creating a home for her.

Wacky plot keeps the pages turning and enduring schmaltzy romantic sequences.

Pub Date: March 1, 2006

ISBN: 0-345-46752-3

Page Count: 400

Publisher: Ballantine

Review Posted Online: June 24, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Dec. 1, 2005

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THE CATCHER IN THE RYE

A strict report, worthy of sympathy.

A violent surfacing of adolescence (which has little in common with Tarkington's earlier, broadly comic, Seventeen) has a compulsive impact.

"Nobody big except me" is the dream world of Holden Caulfield and his first person story is down to the basic, drab English of the pre-collegiate. For Holden is now being bounced from fancy prep, and, after a vicious evening with hall- and roommates, heads for New York to try to keep his latest failure from his parents. He tries to have a wild evening (all he does is pay the check), is terrorized by the hotel elevator man and his on-call whore, has a date with a girl he likes—and hates, sees his 10 year old sister, Phoebe. He also visits a sympathetic English teacher after trying on a drunken session, and when he keeps his date with Phoebe, who turns up with her suitcase to join him on his flight, he heads home to a hospital siege. This is tender and true, and impossible, in its picture of the old hells of young boys, the lonesomeness and tentative attempts to be mature and secure, the awful block between youth and being grown-up, the fright and sickness that humans and their behavior cause the challenging, the dramatization of the big bang. It is a sorry little worm's view of the off-beat of adult pressure, of contemporary strictures and conformity, of sentiment….

A strict report, worthy of sympathy.

Pub Date: June 15, 1951

ISBN: 0316769177

Page Count: -

Publisher: Little, Brown

Review Posted Online: Nov. 2, 2011

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 1951

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