The ""Saloon Editor"" rounding the world in 30 days with his B.W. (Beautiful Wife) presents a once over slightly of their trip. There are interviews, personalities, places -- in spite of the lack of an ""Edifice"" complex -- and hot and cold running commentaries on the new sights and sounds. Paris, England, Ireland, Italy, Denmark, Sweden, Switzerland, Vienna, Turkey, Damascus, Delhi, Singapore, Japan, the International Date Line -- and eastward across the United States brings the report to full circle. Tips and clothes fall in place with belly dancers, red light districts and national jokes, with the Matterhorn, food, fashion and a personal account of tourist talk. A hop, skip and a jump- and you're there and back.