THE BREAKUP TOUR

A musician famous for her songs about breakups takes an old boyfriend on tour.

After her three-month marriage to a well-known actor ends in divorce, Riley Wynn writes an album that turns her into a superstar. Each song tells the story of a past lover, and her fans and the media breathlessly try to match each song to the man who inspired it. Riley is furious when her ex-husband suggests that he was the inspiration for the album’s biggest hit, Until You. The real subject of the song was Max Harcourt, Riley’s college boyfriend. Max and Riley broke up after he decided to stay in Los Angeles and work at his family’s retirement home rather than pursue life as a musician with her. Max loves his job despite the financial pressures that threaten to close the facility’s doors. Riley approaches Max for the first time in a decade, asking for permission to reveal him as the true inspiration for the song. He agrees, but only if he can play piano on tour to see the musician’s life that he’s missed. Over the course of the tour, Riley and Max fall in love again but aren’t sure how to write a different future for themselves. The romance arc of the novel is frustrating because most of the insurmountable problems of the past are magically fixed without discussion in the present. The authors’ interest seems to be in Riley as a character: How can a woman known for heartbreak finally find love? Since Riley is a thinly veiled Taylor Swift caricature, it’s an unsatisfying and even unsettling reading experience. Riley notes, “It’s uncomfortable to feel like what I represent to my promoters is just the paper doll of Riley Wynn they’ll pose however they want”—which is just how the authors use Swift.

Taylor Swift fanfic that delivers nothing of interest to the general romance reader.