MERE MORTALS

Vampire siblings are turned back into mortal teenagers and forced to attend high school in Nowhere, Iowa.

Charlotte and her brother, Reginald, have been vampires for a century now, but after Charlie almost kills a human and Reg gets involved, their punishment is to become mortal again. Charlie tries repeatedly to persuade the Elders to make them back into vampires. In the meantime, they reluctantly agree to attend Hope High School. Charlie’s assumption that she’ll fit right in as the new queen bee is quickly dashed, but eventually she and Reg make friends, find love interests, and start to appreciate certain aspects of human life like sunlight and coffee. When the opportunity to regain her immortality finally comes but with severe stipulations, Charlie has to decide who she truly wants to be. Charlie’s first-person narration is inviting and amusing as she walks a fine line between confident and egotistical. Her growth drives the story, though some of her changes feel too abrupt. However, the tale falls into tired tropes: Reg is lovable but ultimately comes across as an underdeveloped queer sidekick, and the ending of his story arc is unsatisfying. An important paranormal power is briefly explained as originating from a long-ago Indigenous woman. Enough is left open at the end of the book for a potential sequel, but it comes at the detriment of this story, which is left feeling incomplete with underexplored worldbuilding. Main characters are implied White.

A compelling premise that lacks needed depth.