One of the hallmarks of salable pornography is the awesome quantity of sex. No exact count has been prepared, but the dazed reader has the dim impression that carnal copulation takes place about every third page. The story, which bumbles, heavily outclassed in the background, has something to do with a series of murders at a high school, with the Guidance teacher, yclept ""Tiger"" for all sorts of reasons, intimately involved. A student also appears from time to time in the interstices, fond of his cat, and Miss Smith, his English teacher. There are police investigations, some football, but the Teacher Recognition Day prize goes to the compliant lassies and Tiger in his tank. Fanny Hill meets the Guidance Teacher. Sleazy, cheesy, not for the queasy.