More spy porno starring Britain's insatiable Cadbury, ""Licensed, as they always said, to screw,"" which she does seemingly without so much as a coffee break from one end of this dreary, deadpan, lesbian-oriented put-on to the other. (Though, to be fair, neither the anal sex on page 5 nor the masturbation on the last page includes fail' Cadbury.) The plot, you should excuse the expression, involves a conspiracy between super-hooker Sapphire and some Arabs (and the Prime Minister?) and takes Cadbury to Vienna and Istanbul, where, as ever, ""She flexed the muscles in her vagina."" Open at your own risk, and only while wearing plastic gloves.