THE SEMINARIAN

An eccentric Los Angeles detective rolls with all the zany punches.

Laidback private eye Xavier Priestly is hanging out with his fishing buddy Yorben Ybarra on Venice Pier, watching the sea lions play and listening to Mexican music, when an old friend, stuntwoman Dusty Queen, bursts his blissful bubble with a job offer: Find her missing girlfriend Nikki Celeste, a voluptuous escort Dusty first met while working as her bodyguard. Priest is clearly not in this investigation for the money; he requests $1 as his retainer, just to make it official. Priest and Dusty’s long and winding road begins with Nikki’s “manager,” Parris Ferrer, an encounter that abruptly jumps to Priest waking up in a hospital and getting questioned by the imposing Det. Garnet Diodato and squat defense attorney Baz Amberson. Hanson’s mystery has more quirky characters than a whole season of Twin Peaks, with Priest himself perhaps the quirkiest. He spent time in a seminary, regularly visits his incarcerated father in the penitentiary, and has never gotten over his long-lost love, Rachel Orange. This last wound is reopened when profane, violent 12-year-old Tarquin X. Orange shows up at Priest’s digs, claiming to be Rachel’s son, and further claiming that his mom is dead. When Priest finally locates Nikki, the relevant question is whether she’s a captive or a victim of Cupid’s arrow. By this time, the reader is likely distracted, albeit highly entertained, by the off-center, colorful world Hanson’s created, overflowing with rat-a-tat dialogue and deadpan humor.

An audacious and auspicious novel.