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LEARN MANDARIN CHINESE, GET A DISTANCE LEARNING LAW DEGREE, TEACH ENGLISH ABROAD

A funny but fragmented fictional memoir.

A brief, anecdotally driven tale of a man who possesses virtuosic language skills.

In his first novel, Cavendish presents what seems like an unusually brief memoir, though the book’s prefatory disclaimer describes it as fiction. The unnamed protagonist is blessed with an extraordinary aptitude for learning foreign languages, specifically Chinese and Japanese. After wearing out his welcome squatting on a friend’s couch, he finds himself not only jobless, but homeless, but he is finally able to parlay his linguistic talents into gainful employment. He starts off as a counselor of a kind, serving the Chinese community in London by helping his clients navigate everyday problems made more burdensome by the language barrier. Often this means dispensing simple advice, but usually he just helps them read the mail. Eventually, he is promoted on a probationary basis to dispatching legal advice, and he decides to embark upon a career as a lawyer. Crafty, he figures out that one can obtain a law degree in London within three years without attending a single class (he describes how in considerable detail). Along the way, the author dispenses quite a bit of advice: how to learn Chinese and Japanese efficiently, the best apps to download toward these ends, his mnemonic devices for mastering legal minutiae. The entire account in written in an informal, conversational tone and is so brief it feels like one long story delivered in a breathless sitting. It certainly has its quirky charms and can be genuinely funny. When the narrator meets a Buddhist monk in Canton, he remarks: “I know he was a living Buddha, not because of the light reactive Hunter S. Thompson style hired killer sunglasses he was wearing, but instead because on his business card it said ‘huo fo,’ which means ‘living buddha.’ ” However, the protagonist remains elusive, and it’s all but impossible to discern a thematic thread that runs through the tale other than the impressive language skills of the main character.

A funny but fragmented fictional memoir. 

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Review Posted Online: Oct. 13, 2015

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DEVOLUTION

A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

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Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).

A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.

A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

Pub Date: June 16, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine

Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020

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IT ENDS WITH US

Packed with riveting drama and painful truths, this book powerfully illustrates the devastation of abuse—and the strength of...

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Hoover’s (November 9, 2015, etc.) latest tackles the difficult subject of domestic violence with romantic tenderness and emotional heft.

At first glance, the couple is edgy but cute: Lily Bloom runs a flower shop for people who hate flowers; Ryle Kincaid is a surgeon who says he never wants to get married or have kids. They meet on a rooftop in Boston on the night Ryle loses a patient and Lily attends her abusive father’s funeral. The provocative opening takes a dark turn when Lily receives a warning about Ryle’s intentions from his sister, who becomes Lily’s employee and close friend. Lily swears she’ll never end up in another abusive home, but when Ryle starts to show all the same warning signs that her mother ignored, Lily learns just how hard it is to say goodbye. When Ryle is not in the throes of a jealous rage, his redeeming qualities return, and Lily can justify his behavior: “I think we needed what happened on the stairwell to happen so that I would know his past and we’d be able to work on it together,” she tells herself. Lily marries Ryle hoping the good will outweigh the bad, and the mother-daughter dynamics evolve beautifully as Lily reflects on her childhood with fresh eyes. Diary entries fancifully addressed to TV host Ellen DeGeneres serve as flashbacks to Lily’s teenage years, when she met her first love, Atlas Corrigan, a homeless boy she found squatting in a neighbor’s house. When Atlas turns up in Boston, now a successful chef, he begs Lily to leave Ryle. Despite the better option right in front of her, an unexpected complication forces Lily to cut ties with Atlas, confront Ryle, and try to end the cycle of abuse before it’s too late. The relationships are portrayed with compassion and honesty, and the author’s note at the end that explains Hoover’s personal connection to the subject matter is a must-read.

Packed with riveting drama and painful truths, this book powerfully illustrates the devastation of abuse—and the strength of the survivors.

Pub Date: Aug. 2, 2016

ISBN: 978-1-5011-1036-8

Page Count: 320

Publisher: Atria

Review Posted Online: May 30, 2016

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 2016

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