Angelo didn't like to take baths. That makes him kin to a large audience of small boys. He even ran away from home because he wouldn't take a bath before his sister's wedding. But when he wandered into camp, and the soldiers gave him a scrubbing to see what he looked like under the dirt, he found himself confronted with his brother-in-law-to-be, who wouldn't have him if he was afraid of water. Fun.