THE VIRILITY FACTOR

A Novel About the Richest Man in the World"" -- namely (that's the only difference this side of libel) Harold Hume as told by Juliette Zachary who is hired by him to record his life after the death of her athletic husband, a ""tireless, ceaseless, pumping piston."" Actually she is to be part of a million dollar deal in which a doctor will perform a testicle transplant on Hume to put him back in action. Then there's the unsuspecting donor -- he's to be murdered -- who turns out to be wearing the gonads of Juliette's dead husband which makes it a whole new ball game for those willing to overlook the very effable vulgarizations.