365 WAYS TO SEDUCE YOUR VERY OWN HUSBAND
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In January your Capricorn may be depressed -- so giggle; in February ""howl"" and bake him a cake with an invitation to make love written in icing; in May crayon an erotic message on his Easter egg (if it hasn't boiled away by this time); in July, rent a hangar; in November say ""Cheers when you take your little pink pill""; and in December ""Develop a deep ho ho ho."" Your very own ho ho ho for that hangar echo chamber?