BILLY BLOO IS STUCK IN GOO

Altruism runs amuck—or at least into muck—in this glutinous outing.

In rollicking rhymed verse that really begs to be read aloud, an entire cavalcade of would-be rescuers, from a pirate to a queen with 17 nobles, joins a careless lad mired in a large and expanding mound of glutinous green glop. “Dear friends, how very kind of you / to try and get me out of goo. / I do admire all your pluck. / Just thought I’d point out… / I’M STILL STUCK!!!” In his rambunctious cartoon illustrations Burach miscounts those “nobles.” Still, he not only nicely captures the frantic slapstick of the gooey goings-on, but also steps out of what is still, sad to note, the picture-book mainstream by depicting Billy and the other human members of the popeyed cast, except for a wizard and a purple acrobat, as brown-skinned. The goo itself has a pleasingly disgusting and shiny look to it. A mouse’s sneeze at last causes a large pink octopus to jump out with all the rest in tow—but Billy loses a shoe, which everyone else immediately jumps back in to fetch.

Hamburg leaves readers with a question: “What would you do?” Besides chortling at such gleeful, errant nonsense, that is.