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CHA CHA'S RAINBOW END

A love story too innocently conceived to titillate adults and too mature to appeal to younger readers.

Raised in a loveless household, a young girl strikes out on her own to find affection and happiness. 

Charlise Charmaine Vickery, nicknamed Cha Cha, grows up starved for familial warmth. Her mother, Jolean, is icily distant and perpetually disapproving, and her father, Mr. Vickery, is sweet but numbed by the sadness of his own parents’ premature deaths. After a “joyless wedding,” Jolean inadvertently became pregnant with Cha Cha, and her enthusiasm for motherhood is no greater than for marriage. Cha Cha is stung by her parents’ aloofness, which she can’t help but experience as a wounding rebuke, a sadness poignantly captured by Brown Schwartz (Charlie Purple Turnipseed and the Dixie Brood, 2013, etc.): “Why don’t my parents hug or kiss me? Aren’t children supposed to know how to love?” Her father dies suddenly, and although she’s only a teenager, she’s left to take care of his tree farm and nurse an ailing Jolean. But once her mother passes away as well, Cha Cha, now in her early 30s, is finally free of dreary obligation. She sells the farm and takes off for Divine, Georgia, a location randomly chosen. There, she decides to open a muffin shop and settle down with Ariabella, a donkey she befriends and adopts on the way. And she’s given an opportunity to craft the kind of loving life she was always denied. She meets Rob Brodie, a man whose figure “exuded masculinity.” The two are immediately taken with each other and quickly become close. Also, she makes the acquaintance of a little boy, Sage, whose life has also been troubled and who longs for a welcoming home.  Brown Schwartz writes in a dreamy, childlike style evocative of a fairy tale. One can’t help but expect the story to take a supernatural turn. She expressively portrays Cha Cha’s emotional deprivation, the forlorn consequence of her parents’ collective disappointment with life rather than a dark meanness. Both Cha Cha’s parents are intelligently depicted as complexly contoured: Mr. Vickery’s good nature struggles to shine through his despair, and Jolean keeps the causes of her angst a closely guarded secret. Also, the story is a sweetly inspirational one that cheerfully yanks relentless optimism out of long-standing despair. However, it’s never clear for whom this story is intended. The writing seems created for children, especially given the simple, tenderly earnest prose and dialogue. Even as a woman in her 30s, Cha Cha speaks like a child—consider this characteristic line, addressed to a donkey. “Ariabella, do you want to go with me? I am on a journey and it’s possible we will be a great comfort to each other.” Further suggesting the book is designed for children, it’s festooned with cute illustrative drawings. But incongruently, some themes seem ill-suited to a younger audience, like a scene depicting Cha Cha losing her virginity to Rob in which she sheds tears until Rob promises her first experience won’t be painful. For whomever the story is composed, the plot moves slowly and without much excitement—the author introduces minor dramas so cautiously she seems afraid to startle her readers. 

A love story too innocently conceived to titillate adults and too mature to appeal to younger readers.  

Pub Date: N/A

ISBN: 978-1-947309-35-7

Page Count: 167

Publisher: Deeds Publishing

Review Posted Online: March 14, 2019

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SUMMER ISLAND

The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with...

Talk-show queen takes tumble as millions jeer.

Nora Bridges is a wildly popular radio spokesperson for family-first virtues, but her loyal listeners don't know that she walked out on her husband and teenaged daughters years ago and didn't look back. Now that a former lover has sold racy pix of naked Nora and horny himself to a national tabloid, her estranged daughter Ruby, an unsuccessful stand-up comic in Los Angeles, has been approached to pen a tell-all. Greedy for the fat fee she's been promised, Ruby agrees and heads for the San Juan Islands, eager to get reacquainted with the mom she plans to betray. Once in the family homestead, nasty Ruby alternately sulks and glares at her mother, who is temporarily wheelchair-bound as a result of a post-scandal car crash. Uncaring, Ruby begins writing her side of the story when she's not strolling on the beach with former sweetheart Dean Sloan, the son of wealthy socialites who basically ignored him and his gay brother Eric. Eric, now dying of cancer and also in a wheelchair, has returned to the island. This dismal threesome catch up on old times, recalling their childhood idylls on the island. After Ruby's perfect big sister Caroline shows up, there's another round of heartfelt talk. Nora gradually reveals the truth about her unloving husband and her late father's alcoholism, which led her to seek the approval of others at the cost of her own peace of mind. And so on. Ruby is aghast to discover that she doesn't know everything after all, but Dean offers her subdued comfort. Happy endings await almost everyone—except for readers of this nobly preachy snifflefest.

The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with syrupy platitudes about life and love.

Pub Date: March 1, 2001

ISBN: 0-609-60737-5

Page Count: 336

Publisher: Crown

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2001

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LAST ORDERS

Britisher Swift's sixth novel (Ever After, 1992 etc.) and fourth to appear here is a slow-to-start but then captivating tale of English working-class families in the four decades following WW II. When Jack Dodds dies suddenly of cancer after years of running a butcher shop in London, he leaves a strange request—namely, that his ashes be scattered off Margate pier into the sea. And who could better be suited to fulfill this wish than his three oldest drinking buddies—insurance man Ray, vegetable seller Lenny, and undertaker Vic, all of whom, like Jack himself, fought also as soldiers or sailors in the long-ago world war. Swift's narrative start, with its potential for the melodramatic, is developed instead with an economy, heart, and eye that release (through the characters' own voices, one after another) the story's humanity and depth instead of its schmaltz. The jokes may be weak and self- conscious when the three old friends meet at their local pub in the company of the urn holding Jack's ashes; but once the group gets on the road, in an expensive car driven by Jack's adoptive son, Vince, the story starts gradually to move forward, cohere, and deepen. The reader learns in time why it is that no wife comes along, why three marriages out of three broke apart, and why Vince always hated his stepfather Jack and still does—or so he thinks. There will be stories of innocent youth, suffering wives, early loves, lost daughters, secret affairs, and old antagonisms—including a fistfight over the dead on an English hilltop, and a strewing of Jack's ashes into roiling seawaves that will draw up feelings perhaps unexpectedly strong. Without affectation, Swift listens closely to the lives that are his subject and creates a songbook of voices part lyric, part epic, part working-class social realism—with, in all, the ring to it of the honest, human, and true.

Pub Date: April 5, 1996

ISBN: 0-679-41224-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Knopf

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 1996

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