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FRANKENSTEIN DOESN'T WEAR EARMUFFS! by John Loren

FRANKENSTEIN DOESN'T WEAR EARMUFFS!

by John Loren ; illustrated by John Loren

Pub Date: July 21st, 2020
ISBN: 978-0-06-294114-5
Publisher: Harper/HarperCollins

Even monsters need help in nasty weather.

It’s Halloween; a boy dons his Frankenstein’s-monster get-up. But whenever he tries to step outside, his parents stop him to hand over inclement-weather duds: galoshes, scarf, parka, earmuffs. By his third attempt, he’s burdened with a camping lamp, fanny pack, and snack. The kid finally roars, “FRANKENSTEIN DOESN’T WEAR EARMUFFS!” and exasperatedly chucks everything. Finally outdoors, he sees costumed kids bundled up. Conceding his parents were right, the kid gratefully accepts the warm clothes, then joins fellow tricksters. This humorous tale establishes a rollicking pattern, juxtaposing opening atmospheric, holiday-themed rhymes accompanied by spooky, painterly illustrations with a more cartoony style for the rhyming admonitions from the boy’s parents when adding to his wardrobe. The dark verses are interrupted strategically with page turns introduced by capitalized grown-up warnings in speech balloons: “HOLD IT!” When the spooky rhymes/illustrations resume, they comically depict/describe Frankenstein wearing his newly acquired garb, then eventually cease altogether when the verses describe only kid, accoutrements, and his unprotected misery outdoors. Fortunately, his parents have followed with the necessary gear. Neither they nor other adults join the trick-or-treaters, however, a depiction of adult concern that some may wish had been included. The bouncy rhymes read and scan well; the humorous, energetic artwork very ably serves the text. The boy and parents (the grown-ups are faceless) have brown skin; other youngsters are diverse.

An unusual, funny take on the typical Halloween story—and a reminder to dress appropriately.

(Picture book. 4-7)