THE PIG COMES TO DINNER

The second volume in Caldwell’s projected trilogy (The Pig Did It, 2008)—a hybrid of farce and Irish ghost story.

Hack novelist Kitty McCloud (her latest “correction” of a classic is called The Bloody Mill on the Bloody Floss) and new husband Kieran Sweeney have bought a drafty, dilapidated castle in County Kerry. There they cohabit with cows, the mischievous pig of the title and a peculiar couple of handsome teens in homespun whom they take to be squatters. It soon becomes apparent that the squatters are the raw-necked, restless ghosts of Brid and Taddy, attractive youths who centuries earlier were hanged by the English Lord Shaftoe when he took possession of Castle Kissane. Shaftoe caught wind of a plot to blow up his castle with a cache of gunpowder hidden on the premises and made an example of Brid and Taddy. The plot thickens when a descendant of Shaftoe surfaces and with the courts’ backing stakes a claim as rightful owner of Castle Kissane, at which point the pig unearths a strongbox that divulges the whereabouts of the gunpowder. Plot contrivances abound, among them that Kitty half-falls for the ghost of Taddy; Kieran is smitten by Brid; and both spouses conceive a deep jealousy. Caldwell’s style is histrionic and hammy; he counts on winning the reader’s indulgence by way of snappy dialogue and Irish craic.

Playful, at times even charming, but not light-footed enough to make up for its heavy-handedness.