How Wilfred Piper, a dull little man of set suburban ways, is the perfect pigeon for a diamond fraud and frame when he is kissed by a blonde and hijacked to California. Tagged with a murder he did not commit as well, Wilfred escapes, is helped in a cross country car chase by resourceful but unreliable Lila, and he is almost a dead bird before he is able to clear himself and clear up the case.... Frivolous.