She is the contemporary everywoman protagonist of Acocella's comic strip for Mirabella, and this is her graphic and graphical life story. Well, all right, She's not every woman: She's white and hip and educated and smart. Taking note of the slap on the tush with which an obstetrician welcomes her into the world, She produces a thought balloon: ""Shit!!! No man will ever get away with that again."" And so, it is with spunk, it is with sass, it is with a whole lotta camp and almost as much couture that She perseveres through menstrual cramps, the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings, and the perils of being single and gazing into her future and wondering: ""Is this what it all comes down to -- a lifetime of slave labor and a closetful of black shoes?