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MIDTOWN MADHATTER

A comedic but cliché-ridden chronicle of self-destructiveness smartly combined with a sober consideration of adult...

In Monda’s fictional memoir, the narrator reflects back on his mischievous youth and his discontent as an adult. 

Petey Walsh makes his way to Manhattan to attend the wedding of his best friend, Jackie Collins, and reunites with his boyhood crew from Seattle. He’s immediately drawn back into the allure of alcohol- and drug-fueled dissipation. His first order of business when he gets off the plane is to “score some weed,” a feckless misadventure that ends with Petey getting robbed. In the company of the old gang, he wistfully reflects on a mischievous youth—he was the chief “instigator” of a rambunctious lot prone to devilishly prankish hijinks. However, that gamesome streak eventually slid into darker behavior. His addiction to alcohol and drugs led to a stint in rehab. Petey moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, opened a chain of cafes, married, and had two daughters. Now, he still feels deeply dissatisfied by it all, especially his contentious marriage to Elena. Debut author Monda artfully combines an atmosphere of elegiac remembrance with punchy comical anecdotes. The story toggles between Petey’s narration of his present experience in New York City and his recollection of his wayward adolescence and life in Mexico. His adulthood, despite the obligations of family and business he’s assumed, has a shiftless quality, as if he never planned on reaching middle age. “I honestly believed that I never would’ve lived past twenty-six,” he says.  Monda poignantly captures Petey’s reluctance to mature and the profound shame that hesitation causes him. Despite an abundance of opportunities, he despairs not only of squandered benisons, but also of the existential anguish he feels he hasn’t earned—a heartache the author tenderly and unflinchingly depicts. “And through my own free will, or lack thereof, I had taken all of life’s blessings and flung them back in her face, choosing instead darkness, despair, and misery.” Monda’s prose can be featurelessly anodyne. His writing is littered with stale clichés (“I remember it as if it were yesterday”). While the prose can be very funny and endearingly self-effacing—Petey is inarguably free of pretention—it lacks any discernibly literary quality. In fact, the whole book reads like a long anecdote told from a bar stool, which loses some of its charm over the course of nearly 300 pages. Further, some readers may tire of the plot’s bottomless reserve of fraternity-style energy. In Monda’s defense, arrested development is not a particularly attractive quality, and so Petey’s callow boorishness is as fitting as it is grating. Nevertheless, Monda’s fictional memoir is an impressively astute anatomy of remorse—and a surprisingly hopeful one, too. 

A comedic but cliché-ridden chronicle of self-destructiveness smartly combined with a sober consideration of adult responsibility.

Pub Date: N/A

ISBN: 978-1-59849-255-2

Page Count: 290

Publisher: Classic Day Publishing

Review Posted Online: Feb. 17, 2019

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SUMMER ISLAND

The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with...

Talk-show queen takes tumble as millions jeer.

Nora Bridges is a wildly popular radio spokesperson for family-first virtues, but her loyal listeners don't know that she walked out on her husband and teenaged daughters years ago and didn't look back. Now that a former lover has sold racy pix of naked Nora and horny himself to a national tabloid, her estranged daughter Ruby, an unsuccessful stand-up comic in Los Angeles, has been approached to pen a tell-all. Greedy for the fat fee she's been promised, Ruby agrees and heads for the San Juan Islands, eager to get reacquainted with the mom she plans to betray. Once in the family homestead, nasty Ruby alternately sulks and glares at her mother, who is temporarily wheelchair-bound as a result of a post-scandal car crash. Uncaring, Ruby begins writing her side of the story when she's not strolling on the beach with former sweetheart Dean Sloan, the son of wealthy socialites who basically ignored him and his gay brother Eric. Eric, now dying of cancer and also in a wheelchair, has returned to the island. This dismal threesome catch up on old times, recalling their childhood idylls on the island. After Ruby's perfect big sister Caroline shows up, there's another round of heartfelt talk. Nora gradually reveals the truth about her unloving husband and her late father's alcoholism, which led her to seek the approval of others at the cost of her own peace of mind. And so on. Ruby is aghast to discover that she doesn't know everything after all, but Dean offers her subdued comfort. Happy endings await almost everyone—except for readers of this nobly preachy snifflefest.

The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with syrupy platitudes about life and love.

Pub Date: March 1, 2001

ISBN: 0-609-60737-5

Page Count: 336

Publisher: Crown

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2001

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LAST ORDERS

Britisher Swift's sixth novel (Ever After, 1992 etc.) and fourth to appear here is a slow-to-start but then captivating tale of English working-class families in the four decades following WW II. When Jack Dodds dies suddenly of cancer after years of running a butcher shop in London, he leaves a strange request—namely, that his ashes be scattered off Margate pier into the sea. And who could better be suited to fulfill this wish than his three oldest drinking buddies—insurance man Ray, vegetable seller Lenny, and undertaker Vic, all of whom, like Jack himself, fought also as soldiers or sailors in the long-ago world war. Swift's narrative start, with its potential for the melodramatic, is developed instead with an economy, heart, and eye that release (through the characters' own voices, one after another) the story's humanity and depth instead of its schmaltz. The jokes may be weak and self- conscious when the three old friends meet at their local pub in the company of the urn holding Jack's ashes; but once the group gets on the road, in an expensive car driven by Jack's adoptive son, Vince, the story starts gradually to move forward, cohere, and deepen. The reader learns in time why it is that no wife comes along, why three marriages out of three broke apart, and why Vince always hated his stepfather Jack and still does—or so he thinks. There will be stories of innocent youth, suffering wives, early loves, lost daughters, secret affairs, and old antagonisms—including a fistfight over the dead on an English hilltop, and a strewing of Jack's ashes into roiling seawaves that will draw up feelings perhaps unexpectedly strong. Without affectation, Swift listens closely to the lives that are his subject and creates a songbook of voices part lyric, part epic, part working-class social realism—with, in all, the ring to it of the honest, human, and true.

Pub Date: April 5, 1996

ISBN: 0-679-41224-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Knopf

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 1996

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