The trials and tribulations of a young divorcée.
“My marriage ended because I was cruel. Or because I ate in bed. Or because he liked electronic music and difficult films about men in nature. Or because I did not. Or because I was anxious, and this made me controlling.” Narrator and protagonist Maggie introduces herself by presenting a litany of all the reasons why she and her husband, Jon, are getting divorced. Some of these reasons will be familiar to most longtime couples—“Or because he forgot our anniversary once”—while others seem quite specific to this couple—“Or because he kept insisting we go vegan, then sneaking pizzas into the apartment while I slept.” (“Or because we finished watching The Sopranos and never started The Wire” is difficult to categorize.) In the aggregate, they suggest a relationship that has collapsed for a whole lot of reasons and no particular reason at all, and they make it clear that the story Maggie is going to tell is defined by that loss. Which is not to say that she doesn’t have other issues. She kind of hates her teaching job, and her dissertation has stalled. But she might have coasted along forever without completely falling apart if not for her divorce. Novels about women who unravel somewhere around the age of 30 aren’t exactly rare, but this one stands out both because it’s laugh-out-loud funny and because of the artful way Heisey reveals that her heroine is most definitely not OK. Maggie’s tales of dating-app life and trying out new hobbies with another young divorcée are recounted with ironic humor, but the cracks in her carefree persona expose a deep despair. For instance, Maggie torpedoes her relationship with a guy named Simon because he’s “too nice” to her. During a couples counseling session Maggie schedules so she can finally sort out everything with Jon and finalize their divorce, it becomes apparent that Maggie isn’t just an unreliable narrator of the story she’s telling us; she’s also an unreliable narrator of the story she’s telling herself. Her ultimate breakdown is inevitable, and she has to work hard to win back the trust of the people who love her most—and regain trust in herself. Maggie’s redemption is well earned.
Smart, bighearted, and hilarious.