Rat recipes. . . God's report card. . . masturbation manual. . . The Exciting Real life Cheese-shop Game spun off from the famous skit. . . a Nixon photo contest. . . a perfectly disgusting Mr. April. . . and, of course, the naughty bits. . . from those tasteless foreign infiltrators currently devastating the nation's youth. To quote from Terry Jones (no relation) on the jacket flap: ""A Mantlepiece."" (Warning: do just peek under the jacket before shelving.)