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MOLDYLOCKS AND THE THREE BEARDS by Noah Z. Jones Kirkus Star

MOLDYLOCKS AND THE THREE BEARDS

From the Princess Pink and the Land of Fake-Believe series, volume 1

by Noah Z. Jones ; illustrated by Noah Z. Jones

Pub Date: April 29th, 2014
ISBN: 978-0-545-63840-1
Publisher: Branches/Scholastic

Jones takes “The Three Bears” for a dizzy spin in this laff-riot series opener.

Searching for a midnight snack, Princess (first name) Pink (last name) falls through a portal in her refrigerator. On the other side, she meets friendly Mother Moose (a bull moose), then follows green-haired Moldylocks to check out the chairs, bowls and beds of the Wookiee-like Three Beards. Later, having previously hacked an unwanted, pink, fairy-princess dress into a “Cowboy Caveman” outfit suitable for disguising herself as a fourth Beard, she intrepidly returns to save her new friend from being boiled in a vat of chili. Being cast against both genre type and publishers’ convention, Princess likes “dirty sneakers, giant bugs, mud puddles, monster trucks, and cheesy pizza” far more than fairies, princesses or anything pink, and she also (for a wonder) has dark skin in the cartoon illustrations. The text is distributed in easily digestible blocks and dialogue balloons among simply drawn scenes of popeyed figures rushing hither and yon. Parents worried about this nonstop romp’s literary value will surely be appeased by the page of review and discussion questions at the end.

Fledgling readers will agree with Princess’ bemused comment: “This Land of Fake-Believe is crazy-cakes!” (Fantasy. 6-8)