PLAYING THE PALACE

An American event planner deals with the public scrutiny that comes with dating an openly gay British prince.

Carter Ogden is almost 30 and his life isn’t what he thought it would be. He’s an “associate event architect” (a fancy name for “event planner”) in New York City, and he’s heartbroken over the vain actor who just dumped him. So he visits St. Patrick’s Cathedral (even though he’s Jewish) and sends up a sort-of prayer: He wants a big life. He wants purpose and love and the chance to make a difference in the world. His prayer is almost immediately answered in the form of Edgar, the Prince of Wales, who's doing a press conference (planned by Carter’s company, of course) at the United Nations for a charity devoted to providing clean drinking water to people who need it. But Prince Edgar isn’t just charitable—he’s also impossibly good-looking and openly gay. Carter both admires and hates him for being so perfect (or, as he puts it, “I seriously wanted to slap his photo or have sex with it”). As soon as Carter meets Prince Edgar, however, he realizes that he’s more than just a man who’s next in line to the throne—he’s also the guy of Carter’s dreams. They begin a whirlwind romance that’s full of public dates and even more public humiliations, such as Carter getting food poisoning on live TV. But their problems are larger than just an ill-timed bout of projectile vomiting. Carter isn’t sure if their relationship can withstand tabloid headlines, constant public opinions, and the fact that the queen doesn’t much care for their union. As the scrutiny intensifies and the obstacles mount, Carter wonders if he and Edgar are doomed—or if their royal romance is his happily-ever-after. Carter is a wickedly sharp and snarky narrator, throwing in pop-culture references and self-deprecating asides that make it a delight to be inside his head. Edgar, however, isn’t as easy to like. Because his relationship with Carter develops so quickly, it’s hard to understand his motivations or get invested in the men's love story. However, Rudnick (who, in addition to being a novelist, is a playwright and screenwriter) rounds out their world with a gaggle of wacky side characters who make it easy to coast along on the surface.

A light and frothy take on royal romance.