by Paul Thomas ; illustrated by Paul Thomas ‧ RELEASE DATE: April 19, 2016
The operative word in the title is neither “History” nor “Tattoos” (but there are plenty of the latter on view).
A gonzo view of tats through the ages: mostly British, frequently profane, replete with extravagantly inked caricatures.
As if the title weren’t warning enough, early “facts”—“Maternity units report babies being born with tattoos to heavily inked parents”—will clue readers in that the accuracy bar has been set about as low as it will go. Starting with a topless and heavily decorated Eve, Thomas surveys inking and body piercing from Cleopatra’s “tramp stamps” through Henry VIII’s “Fukke ye Pope” and Bloody Mary’s award-winning “Reare of ye Yeare 1552” to the “C III R” and “About Time!” of “King Charles the Third.” Along with (literally) uncovering dozens of historical figures on the Continent, he spares glances over the pond at George Washington’s enslaved needlemeister “Inky” Morton, mentions the buffalo tattooed on Sitting Bull’s “little big horn,” and offers a close-up of Barack Obama’s ornately inscribed torso clad in “tighty whiteys.” “Wow!” comments a World War I Tommy in what can stand for the entire work. “That’s what I call ‘large scale offensive’!” Caveat lector.
The operative word in the title is neither “History” nor “Tattoos” (but there are plenty of the latter on view). (Satire. 14 & up)Pub Date: April 19, 2016
ISBN: 978-1-910620-04-5
Page Count: 96
Publisher: Nobrow Ltd.
Review Posted Online: Feb. 16, 2016
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2016
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by Meg Cabot ‧ RELEASE DATE: April 26, 2011
In the current game of one-upsmanship that is the teen paranormal romance market, how does one top vampires, faeries, angels (fallen and otherwise) and the like? Why, make your dark and brooding male lead the Lord of Death, of course. Seventeen-year-old Pierce Oliviera and her mother have just moved to Isla Huesos (an alternative Key West) to start over after her near-death experience two years earlier (she drowned in the backyard swimming pool) and her parents' subsequent breakup. But Isla Huesos just happens to be a portal to the Underworld, making it very easy for tall, dark and handsome John to monitor the girl who ran away from him at 15. She wants to live, darn it, and bad things always happen when he shows up, so why is she so unhappy when he takes back the magical necklace he gave her when she was dead? Cabot's a pro; Pierce is a perfectly likable if almost preternaturally good protagonist; her relationships with her ex-con uncle, underachieving cousin and new buddy Kayla are genuinely endearing, and her interactions with John have the right mix of humor and sexual chemistry. A refreshingly offhandedly gay cemetery sexton rather testily helps Pierce along the way. Ultimately, though, the conventions of the form leach real suspense from the plot, making it feel more like a progress to the inevitable sequel (Underworld, coming in the indefinable soon) than any real reboot of the genre. (Paranormal romance. 14 & up)
Pub Date: April 26, 2011
ISBN: 970-0-545-28410-3
Page Count: 320
Publisher: Point/Scholastic
Review Posted Online: April 4, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 15, 2011
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by Trinity Faegen ‧ RELEASE DATE: Sept. 27, 2011
The back story may not sink in but the romantic tension captivates
Debut author Faegen’s paranormal romance impels a celestial girl toward a dark paramour who embodies a purpose and a partner for all eternity.
Seeking her father’s killer, Sasha entertains the notion of joining a cultish secret society that mysteriously grants the wishes of initiates. It turns out renouncing God and pledging fealty to Eryx, a relation of the devil, is not in store for Sasha. In some inventive takes on the eternal good-versus-evil dichotomy, Sasha is part-angel, and Eryx has a troupe of brothers who nobly seek to thwart him, though they are also sons of Hell. Big, strong, long-haired and immortal, Jax is the brother who is fated to shack up with Sasha, should she forsake her mortality and enlist with the brothers in their mission. Much of what drives the story comes across as just plain arbitrary. Early on, Sasha’s mother is deported to Russia, and Sasha has to move to Colorado, where Jax lives, to reside with evil relations. It turns out Sasha is an adopted child with no clue who her real parents are, and by the time she agrees to sacrifice normalcy to join Jax forever, she has nothing to lose and no one to fall back on anyway. The dialogue partakes of an aggressively teen vernacular—"… major bummer that her aunt isn't just a lost soul, but a crazy-bitch lost soul"—but the narration seems to have a hard time finding its rhythm.
The back story may not sink in but the romantic tension captivates . (Paranormal romance. 14 & up)Pub Date: Sept. 27, 2011
ISBN: 978-0-60684-170-9
Page Count: 448
Publisher: Egmont USA
Review Posted Online: July 19, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2011
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