BIG TIME

Fourteen satirical stories plumb the absurdities of modern life.

Spyra, formerly a staff writer for The Late Show With Stephen Colbert and The Onion, gets most of her comic mileage from anachronism. She finds "influencers" among cavemen, explores dating apps with Holmes and Watson, imagines the battlefield letters of a polyamorous dopehead Civil War soldier. In her hilarious retelling of One Thousand and One Nights, she imagines the perspective of the vizier in the court of a cuckolded sultan in a murderous rage. After failing to soothe his boss with suggestions of "couples’ counseling and a seaside getaway" or to convince him that "sex with virgins was usually below average and more than you bargained for emotionally," the vizier ends up managing a growing cache of rotting virgin heads on spikes. "He couldn't help but sigh and think, 'I majored in comparative literature at the University of Damascus.' " If a few of her high-concept premises are too over-the-top or puerile for some readers ("Birthday Girl," "Monster Goo," meh), the title story is the hit that redeems the misses. In "Big Time," a tough-talking 1940s starlet named Ruby is rocketed into the present, where she learns about sex positivity, co-working collectives, edibles, and The Real Housewives of Orange County. Only on Bravo does she find the kind of entertainment she is used to: "rich women screaming at each other in evening clothes, conniving, sexy waitresses, million-dollar homes, and plenty of well-dressed gays to make snide remarks and keep it interesting." When a video of her misadventures with a malfunctioning port-a-potty goes viral, Ruby signs with ICM and becomes a contestant on the 89th season of The Bachelor, vying against Kayleigh B., Kaylee C., K-Li W., Kaelie T., etc., “most of the Kayleighs…dental hygienists from Tampa.” When her plan to game the system backfires, Ruby finally learns some important lessons about friendship. And it's actually kind of sweet.

Abandon political correctness, all ye who enter here, and rejoice.