A campus item about another Holden--Jones, who wakes up with the memory of Melissa nude, dead and covered with rose petals, and the reality of a bloodstained knife in his possession. Even without it, the police are sold on him. Where is the missing notebook she kept on her Relationships? Was she pregnant, or is Jean, his real girl? And why did she interfere with his closest friendship? Holden's fresh lip and rampant energy will keep you reading unabated through what is unabashed nonsense.