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EARTH SHAKER

A good action fantasy for readers with a strong stomach for rape, incest, murder, cannibalism, necrophilia and the...

Asterius, the Minotaur of Greek mythology, is awakened from a millennia-long sleep to wreak havoc on 1980s Washington, D.C.

Guimond’s fantasy novel is firmly rooted in the same genre as The Lost World and The Mummy, where hubristic scientists dig up things-better-left-buried, with predictably disastrous results. As destruction is wrought upon the iconic landmarks of the modern world by rampaging denizens of the dawn of time, readers should expect to find the same stylings they would find in a blockbuster of this ilk. The archaeologist in this case is Naomi Slocum, a redheaded hottie and resident raider-of-the-lost-whatever at Douglas Hackett’s Bizarrerie, a museum of the weird, conveniently located a few blocks from the National Mall. Slocum and Hackett have gone to Crete to dig up what they believe is the mummy of Asterius, but the mummy, as is so often the case, is not quite as dead as they thought. Upon their return to D.C., matters are complicated by Hackett’s increasing—and unexplained—madness and his murder of their Greek liaison, Bounakees; this murder is the first of many. The Bounakees sons are determined to avenge their father, recover the Minotaur and teach those nasty Americans a lesson for stealing their antiquities, their architecture and their political philosophy. Meanwhile, Asterius slowly awakens, which the author details with peculiar and clinical descriptions of his metabolism. He’s ready to resume raping and killing maidens, carried out here in graphic, bloody and cannibalistic detail. The plot is fast-paced and builds to a magnificent climax when Asterius creates an army of resurrected dinosaurs and “savages” from the contents of the Smithsonian. But these characters are two-dimensional at best and repulsive at worst; Naomi, the putative heroine, wards off far too many threats of violent rape from the bad guys. This voyeuristic violence against women is perhaps the most disturbing aspect of Guimond’s novel as men die off-page and women on.

A good action fantasy for readers with a strong stomach for rape, incest, murder, cannibalism, necrophilia and the desecration of corpses.

Pub Date: March 12, 2012

ISBN: 978-1461115885

Page Count: 442

Publisher: CreateSpace

Review Posted Online: Aug. 31, 2012

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A CONSPIRACY OF BONES

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.

A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Pub Date: March 17, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Scribner

Review Posted Online: Dec. 22, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020

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THE A LIST

Proficient but eminently predictable. Amid all the time shifts and embedded backstories, the most surprising feature is how...

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A convicted killer’s list of five people he wants dead runs the gamut from the wife he’s already had murdered to franchise heroine Ali Reynolds.

Back in the day, women came from all over to consult Santa Clarita fertility specialist Dr. Edward Gilchrist. Many of them left his care happily pregnant, never dreaming that the father of the babies they carried was none other than the physician himself, who donated his own sperm rather than that of the handsome, athletic, disease-free men pictured in his scrapbook. When Alexandra Munsey’s son, Evan, is laid low by the kidney disease he’s inherited from his biological father and she returns to Gilchrist in search of the donor’s medical records, the roof begins to fall in on him. By the time it’s done falling, he’s serving a life sentence in Folsom Prison for commissioning the death of his wife, Dawn, the former nurse and sometime egg donor who’d turned on him. With nothing left to lose, Gilchrist tattoos himself with the initials of five people he blames for his fall: Dawn; Leo Manuel Aurelio, the hit man he’d hired to dispose of her; Kaitlyn Todd, the nurse/receptionist who took Dawn’s place; Alex Munsey, whose search for records upset his apple cart; and Ali Reynolds, the TV reporter who’d helped put Alex in touch with the dozen other women who formed the Progeny Project because their children looked just like hers. No matter that Ali’s been out of both California and the news business for years; Gilchrist and his enablers know that revenge can’t possibly be served too cold. Wonder how far down that list they’ll get before Ali, aided once more by Frigg, the methodical but loose-cannon AI first introduced in Duel to the Death (2018), turns on them?

Proficient but eminently predictable. Amid all the time shifts and embedded backstories, the most surprising feature is how little the boundary-challenged AI, who gets into the case more or less inadvertently, differs from your standard human sidekick with issues.

Pub Date: April 2, 2019

ISBN: 978-1-5011-5101-9

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Gallery Books/Simon & Schuster

Review Posted Online: Feb. 18, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2019

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