This, friends, is an ""Intimate Hours Program."" The author claims that it is ""more than a book."" Maybe he means that it weighs more than most. Or that it costs more. It does. Both. What you have to do is to spend six or more hours in bed--with a questionnaire. There's a section for men to fill out. And a section for women to do the same. Sample: ""A lesbian who seduces a very young girl, or who forces a very young girl to submit to sex with her should be 1) executed, 2) imprisoned, 3) treated as mentally ill, 4) have her clitoris removed."" Nice? But it isn't over. Next, you have to swap questionnaire halves with your partner and move on to part three which is the real corker. There are drawings of the male body. And drawings of the female body. You're supposed to mark--on the illustration--which parts of your own are arousable and by what means. And then swap again. Librarians beware. People may literally rip these pages out. At the very least, they will produce some classic graffiti.