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SPACELAND

Not funny, not fascinating. For fans only.

Occasionally tasteless tale of a technogeek's misadventures in fourth-dimensional space, from the prolific mathematician and SF writer (Gnarl!,2000, etc.). Taking current mathematical understandings to absurd extremes, Rucker attempts a self-consciously hip genre satire that is also a postmodern revision of Edwin Abbott's two-dimensional allegory Flatland, failing at both. Set in Silicon Valley on New Year’s Eve 1999, Joe Cube (Abbott's Flatland hero was “A. Square”) takes home his start-up company's experimental three-dimensional TV screen, hoping to watch the millennial celebrations with his sexy wife, Jena. Alas, 3D television proves boring, and a brief jaunt on the town ends with Jena vomiting and not getting the sex she was after. As Joe lies awake, a cluster of pink blobs emerges from the screen, bumps into him, and announces, “I'm from the fourth dimension. My name is Momo. Fear me not.” After coalescing into a lumpy facsimile of a human female, Momo gives Joe a “third eye” so that he can experience “vinn and vout”—the fourth-dimensional version of our in and out. Not only can he see through opaque surfaces, he can pass through them, too. Joe has edgy sex with Jena, who, after discovering her husband can see through the backs of cards, suggests a trip to a casino. They set off with Joe's colleague Spazz to Las Vegas, where Joe manages to win big, but finds his money stolen by an evil Donner (4D doppelgängers of Momo's Kluppers) and loses his wife to Spazz. Disgruntled, Joe returns to have a gratuitously disgusting fourth-dimensional dream that returns him to a traumatic incident from childhood. The tale goes from farce to worse as Momo announces that she wants to introduce new fourth-dimensional communications technology into our world, an act that is not without more absurdist complications.

Not funny, not fascinating. For fans only.

Pub Date: June 1, 2001

ISBN: 0-765-30366-3

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Tor

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 1, 2002

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THE HOUSE IN THE CERULEAN SEA

A breezy and fun contemporary fantasy.

A tightly wound caseworker is pushed out of his comfort zone when he’s sent to observe a remote orphanage for magical children.

Linus Baker loves rules, which makes him perfectly suited for his job as a midlevel bureaucrat working for the Department in Charge of Magical Youth, where he investigates orphanages for children who can do things like make objects float, who have tails or feathers, and even those who are young witches. Linus clings to the notion that his job is about saving children from cruel or dangerous homes, but really he’s a cog in a government machine that treats magical children as second-class citizens. When Extremely Upper Management sends for Linus, he learns that his next assignment is a mission to an island orphanage for especially dangerous kids. He is to stay on the island for a month and write reports for Extremely Upper Management, which warns him to be especially meticulous in his observations. When he reaches the island, he meets extraordinary kids like Talia the gnome, Theodore the wyvern, and Chauncey, an amorphous blob whose parentage is unknown. The proprietor of the orphanage is a strange but charming man named Arthur, who makes it clear to Linus that he will do anything in his power to give his charges a loving home on the island. As Linus spends more time with Arthur and the kids, he starts to question a world that would shun them for being different, and he even develops romantic feelings for Arthur. Lambda Literary Award–winning author Klune (The Art of Breathing, 2019, etc.) has a knack for creating endearing characters, and readers will grow to love Arthur and the orphans alongside Linus. Linus himself is a lovable protagonist despite his prickliness, and Klune aptly handles his evolving feelings and morals. The prose is a touch wooden in places, but fans of quirky fantasy will eat it up.

A breezy and fun contemporary fantasy.

Pub Date: March 17, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-250-21728-8

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Tor

Review Posted Online: Nov. 10, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Dec. 1, 2019

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DARK MATTER

Suspenseful, frightening, and sometimes poignant—provided the reader has a generously willing suspension of disbelief.

A man walks out of a bar and his life becomes a kaleidoscope of altered states in this science-fiction thriller.

Crouch opens on a family in a warm, resonant domestic moment with three well-developed characters. At home in Chicago’s Logan Square, Jason Dessen dices an onion while his wife, Daniela, sips wine and chats on the phone. Their son, Charlie, an appealing 15-year-old, sketches on a pad. Still, an undertone of regret hovers over the couple, a preoccupation with roads not taken, a theme the book will literally explore, in multifarious ways. To start, both Jason and Daniela abandoned careers that might have soared, Jason as a physicist, Daniela as an artist. When Charlie was born, he suffered a major illness. Jason was forced to abandon promising research to teach undergraduates at a small college. Daniela turned from having gallery shows to teaching private art lessons to middle school students. On this bracing October evening, Jason visits a local bar to pay homage to Ryan Holder, a former college roommate who just received a major award for his work in neuroscience, an honor that rankles Jason, who, Ryan says, gave up on his career. Smarting from the comment, Jason suffers “a sucker punch” as he heads home that leaves him “standing on the precipice.” From behind Jason, a man with a “ghost white” face, “red, pursed lips," and "horrifying eyes” points a gun at Jason and forces him to drive an SUV, following preset navigational directions. At their destination, the abductor forces Jason to strip naked, beats him, then leads him into a vast, abandoned power plant. Here, Jason meets men and women who insist they want to help him. Attempting to escape, Jason opens a door that leads him into a series of dark, strange, yet eerily familiar encounters that sometimes strain credibility, especially in the tale's final moments.

Suspenseful, frightening, and sometimes poignant—provided the reader has a generously willing suspension of disbelief.

Pub Date: July 26, 2016

ISBN: 978-1-101-90422-0

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Crown

Review Posted Online: May 3, 2016

Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 2016

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