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WEDDING BELL BLUES

Plenty of quirky characters and Southern charm don’t quite make up for a scattered plot and a weak mystery.

Murder and mayhem visit a little North Carolina town.

Beth McKenzie has returned from years up North to restore her family home and open it as the Dixie Dew Bed and Breakfast. Her high school friend–turned–lover, musician, and handyman, Scott, and her right-hand woman, Ida Plum, help her keep the place going, but it’s a battle to continue the restorations. All Beth needs is a frantic call from Crazy Reba, the town’s mentally troubled homeless woman, claiming she’s killed God. Upon discovering Reba trying to revive a scrawny guy with not a mark on him, Beth is forced to call Police Chief Ossie DelGardo, a thorn in her side ever since they crossed swords in an earlier murder case (Doing It at the Dixie Dew, 2014). Beth has helped maintain the fiction that Reba, who sports a large fake ring, is soon to marry, but when she finds a Motel 3 key next to Reba's cellphone, she finds that the room has been taken not by the scrawny fellow but by Butch Rigsbee, a trucker for General Overnight Delivery (explaining Reba's idea about G.O.D). Ossie arrests Reba, but Beth, certain she’s not guilty, adds sleuthing to her regular duties, which include catering the DelGardo wedding, helping out with the Green Bean Festival, and finding Robert Redford, her hospitalized neighbor’s pet rabbit. When one of the festival judges dies at the Dixie Dew and Beth is threatened by Rigsbee’s tough-looking wife, she has to dig deep to get herself and her friends out of trouble.

Plenty of quirky characters and Southern charm don’t quite make up for a scattered plot and a weak mystery.

Pub Date: Aug. 23, 2016

ISBN: 978-1-250-06741-8

Page Count: 336

Publisher: Minotaur

Review Posted Online: May 31, 2016

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 2016

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A CONSPIRACY OF BONES

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.

A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Pub Date: March 17, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Scribner

Review Posted Online: Dec. 22, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020

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THE WINNER

Irritatingly trite woman-in-periler from lawyer-turned-novelist Baldacci. Moving away from the White House and the white-shoe Washington law firms of his previous bestsellers (Absolute Power, 1996; Total Control, 1997), Baldacci comes up with LuAnn Tyler, a spunky, impossibly beautiful, white-trash truck stop waitress with a no-good husband and a terminally cute infant daughter in tow. Some months after the birth of Lisa, LuAnn gets a phone call summoning her to a make-shift office in an unrented storefront of the local shopping mall. There, she gets a Faustian offer from a Mr. Jackson, a monomaniacal, cross-dressing manipulator who apparently knows the winning numbers in the national lottery before the numbers are drawn. It seems that LuAnn fits the media profile of what a lottery winner should be—poor, undereducated but proud—and if she's willing to buy the right ticket at the right time and transfer most of her winnings to Jackson, she'll be able to retire in luxury. Jackson fails to inform her, however, that if she refuses his offer, he'll have her killed. Before that can happen, as luck would have it, LuAnn barely escapes death when one of husband Duane's drug deals goes bad. She hops on a first-class Amtrak sleeper to Manhattan with a hired executioner in pursuit. But executioner Charlie, one of Jackson's paid handlers, can't help but hear wedding bells when he sees LuAnn cooing with her daughter. Alas, a winning $100- million lottery drawing complicates things. Jackson spirits LuAnn and Lisa away to Sweden, with Charlie in pursuit. Never fear. Not only will LuAnn escape a series of increasingly violent predicaments, but she'll also outwit Jackson, pay an enormous tax bill to the IRS, and have enough left over to honeymoon in Switzerland. Too preposterous to work as feminine wish-fulfillment, too formulaic to be suspenseful. (Book-of-the-Month Club main selection)

Pub Date: Dec. 2, 1997

ISBN: 0-446-52259-7

Page Count: 528

Publisher: N/A

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Oct. 15, 1997

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