YOU ARE NOT A CAT!

Silly arguments abound in life, but readers who may be wishing for a duo to replace a certain dialogue-happy elephant and...

A duck likes to pretend to be other animals, much to the consternation of a very pragmatic cat.

A gray cat wakes to find a duck (which looks to be a male mallard) proclaiming, “I am a cat. Meow.” The cat knows this is preposterous. “You are not a cat. You are a duck. Quack, quack.” But, the duck explains, “Meow is what I like to say.” As the pair good-naturedly go back and forth, the duck fashions an acorn collar and two pointy ears made out of leaves to look more catlike. The cat becomes more and more frustrated. Realizing logic is needed, the cat tries to get the duck to understand its mistake: “Do you have whiskers that tickle the air? / Sharp claws? A taste for mice?” “No,” the duck admits, but continues meowing just the same. This drives the cat bonkers, to the point of running after the duck shouting, “Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack.” No amount of shouting can change Duck’s mind. In fact, no resolution is really ever reached. The duck decides to be a cow next, and the cat gives up in exasperation. As this is told entirely in dialogue presented in speech bubbles, with short, repetitive phrases (most containing the word “no”), beginning readers can have fun with the cat’s mounting frustration.

Silly arguments abound in life, but readers who may be wishing for a duo to replace a certain dialogue-happy elephant and pig will not find it here. (Picture book. 3-6)

Pub Date: Oct. 4, 2016

ISBN: 978-1-59078-980-3

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Boyds Mills

Review Posted Online: July 1, 2016

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2016

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DON'T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE SLEIGH!

A stocking stuffer par excellence, just right for dishing up with milk and cookies.

Pigeon finds something better to drive than some old bus.

This time it’s Santa delivering the fateful titular words, and with a “Ho. Ho. Whoa!” the badgering begins: “C’mon! Where’s your holiday spirit? It would be a Christmas MIRACLE! Don’t you want to be part of a Christmas miracle…?” Pigeon is determined: “I can do Santa stuff!” Like wrapping gifts (though the accompanying illustration shows a rather untidy present), delivering them (the image of Pigeon attempting to get an oversize sack down a chimney will have little ones giggling), and eating plenty of cookies. Alas, as Willems’ legion of young fans will gleefully predict, not even Pigeon’s by-now well-honed persuasive powers (“I CAN BE JOLLY!”) will budge the sleigh’s large and stinky reindeer guardian. “BAH. Also humbug.” In the typically minimalist art, the frustrated feathered one sports a floppily expressive green and red elf hat for this seasonal addition to the series—but then discards it at the end for, uh oh, a pair of bunny ears. What could Pigeon have in mind now? “Egg delivery, anyone?”

A stocking stuffer par excellence, just right for dishing up with milk and cookies. (Picture book. 4-6)

Pub Date: Sept. 5, 2023

ISBN: 9781454952770

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Union Square Kids

Review Posted Online: Sept. 12, 2023

GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE BLUE TRUCK

A sweet reminder that it’s easy to weather a storm with the company and kindness of friends.

Is it a stormy-night scare or a bedtime book? Both!

Little Blue Truck and his good friend Toad are heading home when a storm lets loose. Before long, their familiar, now very nervous barnyard friends (Goat, Hen, Goose, Cow, Duck, and Pig) squeeze into the garage. Blue explains that “clouds bump and tumble in the sky, / but here inside we’re warm and dry, / and all the thirsty plants below / will get a drink to help them grow!” The friends begin to relax. “Duck said, loud as he could quack it, / ‘THUNDER’S JUST A NOISY RACKET!’ ” In the quiet after the storm, the barnyard friends are sleepy, but the garage is not their home. “ ‘Beep!’ said Blue. ‘Just hop inside. / All aboard for the bedtime ride!’ ” Young readers will settle down for their own bedtimes as Blue and Toad drop each friend at home and bid them a good night before returning to the garage and their own beds. “Blue gave one small sleepy ‘Beep.’ / Then Little Blue Truck fell fast asleep.” Joseph’s rich nighttime-blue illustrations (done “in the style of [series co-creator] Jill McElmurry”) highlight the power of the storm and capture the still serenity that follows. Little Blue Truck has been chugging along since 2008, but there seems to be plenty of gas left in the tank.

A sweet reminder that it’s easy to weather a storm with the company and kindness of friends. (Picture book. 3-6)

Pub Date: Oct. 22, 2019

ISBN: 978-1-328-85213-7

Page Count: 32

Publisher: HMH Books

Review Posted Online: June 22, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2019

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